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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

kim-kanye-baby:

Is that jackson from hannah montana?

kim-kanye-baby:

Is that jackson from hannah montana?

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

talkshitnojutsu:

"fats girls cant-"

shh.. fat girls can and they will

unheroically:

sn0wsgh0st:

I want yoouuuuuu

My favourite cat in the history of cats your argument is invalid

unheroically:

sn0wsgh0st:

I want yoouuuuuu

My favourite cat in the history of cats your argument is invalid

churchsext:

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

i just swallowed a fruit fly

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me